EAVES OF ASS #6, $3, 8 ½” x 5 ½,” photocopied, 34 pgs.
Craven’s tales of punk rock redemption blew me away. EOA #6 is subtitled “The Music Issue,” but there’s a lot more to it than that. After the introduction, the zine starts out with a reprint of Craven’s Razorcake column, “The Essence of Rock,” before plunging into stories about growing up white trash with Lynyrd Skynyrd and Creedance Clearwater Revival playing in the background. It’s easy for people who have grown up outside of the Deep South to dismiss its population as a bunch of racist hicks, but it’s not as easy to reject everyone as an ignorant redneck when they’re your only family and friends. Craven’s storytelling is captivating, raw, and unpretentious, making EOA #6 one of my new all- time favorites. –Lauren Trout (Craven Rock, 1627 16th St.,
MONK IN OGRE LAND #1, $3 or trade, 8½” x 7,” photocopied, 32 pgs.
The complex philosophical concepts and intricately detailed illustrations were too overwhelming to fit inside of my attention-deficit brain, but I imagine it would be cool to read Monk in
MUSEA #158, $?, 8 ½” x 11,” photocopied, 22 pgs.
Harsh truth be told, I find most poetry zines to be silly and annoying, but if you want to understand how disgusted I feel after reading Musea #158, then let’s do some math for a moment. Say this zine has been published bimonthly for 158 issues, 22 pages each—I’ll just guess the editor prints about 50 copies of each issue—that means that over the last twenty-six years, 173,800 pages of paper have been used to print poems that only take up about ¼ of the page, with the back of every page blank. What the hell?! In the name of the forest that had to be cut down to print this abomination, please, stop the insanity! –Lauren Trout (Tom Hendricks, 400
PI ALA MODE #1, free, 8 ½” x 11,” photocopied, 30 pgs.
Dear Todd,
Please forgive, but have you thought about implementing just a tiny bit of quality control up at Headquarters before you send review materials out? This isn’t as much a zine as it is fifteen pages of someone named Alex’s math homework that he doodled all over, and then photocopied. I digress. There’s not much I can do with this in the way of a review. In fact, I’m concerned that if I review this like it’s a zine, it’ll set a precedent and people will soon start sending Razorcake their school yearbooks and family photo albums to review as well. Thanks in advance for your consideration of this issue. –Lauren Trout (Moose Press, 701 Pine Street,
SIDEWALK BUMP #2, $5, 8½” x 7”, offset w/ color cover, 52 pgs.
This is a badass comic zine about skateboarding featuring nine different contributors. I was impressed by the full-color cover: a watercolor painting of a night time skater which has a striking effect. Inside, the well-done contributions include stories about first skateboards, people the artists have skated with, and the adventures they’ve had skating in different places. I wanted to make sure that Sidewalk Bump #2 wasn’t overly romanticizing skateboard culture, so I showed it to a friend (who has been a real skate rat his whole life and wouldn’t tolerate any cutesy shit) and he echoed the same thing that me and everyone else (skaters and non-skaters alike) said after reading it: “This is really cool. It makes me want to go skateboard now!” –Lauren Trout (microcosmpublishing.com)
WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY #12, $1 or stamps, 8½”x 5½,” photocopied, 36 pgs.
Kurt comes across as such a likeable character in his personal zine that I’ve really been looking forward to giving it a good review. Aside from a few poems and a piece about the people on his bus route, the bulk of WTFC #12 is made up of stories that give some insight to the author’s life as well as provide some political and social commentary. The highlight here is Kurt’s misguided attempt to “get right with god” by visiting the Mars Hill megachurch. The result is funny and frightening at the same time. The only downside to this zine is that it’s a fairly quick read—large font and a few blank pages for some reason—but other than that; hell yeah Kurt, keep up the good work. –Lauren Trout (Kurt Morris, 8820 Stone Ave N. #301,